on your person

a douchey way of saying, "you're carrying it"

John, why do you have condoms on your person? Everyone knows you aren't getting laid

by Rendar1138 December 21, 2011

For Your Entertainment

The most amazing album you will ever hear. Adam Lambert brings back glam!

Music Again, For Your Entertainment, Whataya Want From Me, Strut, Soaked, Sure Fire Winners, A Loaded Smile, If I Had You, Pick U Up, Fever, Sleepwalker, Aftermath, Broken Open

Glambert: "Hey, do you know that song 'Whataya Want From Me'?"

Person: "Yeah! I LOVE THAT SONG -sings- 'WHATAYA WANT FROM ME?!' Adam Lambert sings it, right?"

Glambert" "YES! He is amazing! Listen to this song -gives iPod-.... Go buy his album For Your Entertainment right now! We can be Glamberts together"

(Now) Recently Converted Glambert: "OK! I will tell all my friends!"

Glambert: "Hey, do you know that song 'Whataya Want From Me'?"

Person: "Yeah! I LOVE THAT SONG -sings- 'WHATAYA WANT FROM ME?!' Adam Lambert sings it, right?"

Glambert: "YES! He is amazing! Listen to this song -gives iPod-.... Go buy his album For Your Entertainment right now! We can be Glamberts together"

(Now) Recently Converted Glambert: "OK! I will tell all my friends!"

by Glambert4196 July 25, 2010

your mum

Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.

Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!

by Tempestua December 05, 2004

break your will

To demean a determined person to come around to your way of thinking ....

Anna "I dont want to be tied down" , Master "I will break your will

by Mystery Master July 08, 2015

on your head

To be "on (someone's) head" is to make fun of someone or "roast " them. My little brother insists this is already a phrase so it ought to be on here

I'm on your head about your stupid shoes

by the regan8r April 19, 2018

it's your birthday

What occurs when you are expelled from your mother's uterus.

When I was born, the doctor slapped my ass and said "Boy, it's your birthday."

by Ann Hedonia August 01, 2004

Your Truth

SJW-newspeak to disguise subjective experiences, opinions and feelings as universal and binding reality while undermining the idea of shared common facts, effectively turning truth relative. Usually utilized by narcissists to enable intellectual bullying of those who disagree and prefer facts over feelings.

Jim: Emma, it's not true that you were raped: This video proves it!
Emma S.: I don't care about some stupid video, it's truth TO ME!
LaQuanda: Aw yeah baby girl, speak your truth! You tell 'em!

by CmdrSkullcrush August 20, 2019