When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
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Get the Toe Waffle mug.A term used to describe a certain kind of sadness, often akin to that of living in a dumpster with no real future or friends.
Ever had a waffle fall flat on the floor, glued to the grimy surface with its syrup acting as the suffocating binding agent between what was a perfect, golden, crispy, glistening, waffle and the musty human trash ridden floor? That’s what I feel like, a floor waffle.
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When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.
by Blundabus May 12, 2022
Get the Chocolate Waffle mug.A sexual position where you ride your uncles dick like a helicopter, and then shit blood on his face because it’s your first time. You then hit the pile of shit with a tennis racket making it look like a waffle.
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Get the Alabama Waffle Pockle mug.A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.
"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
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"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
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