Suicide Knob

The tearful journey back home on a boat, after your girlfriend/wife leaves you. This makes you want to kill yourself.

“Bro, Natalia just left me, I want to kill myself.” “Let go of the suicide knob dude.”

by JackBrana June 2, 2018

Knob Chedder

The lovley smelly "yellow" discharge that is at the end of a males penis due to the lack of attention to the beast during showering or bathing hours, orpossibly gained from baning a bird who has a vag the size of a taliban cave and has had a few other man members up there!

billy "doctor i appear to have yellow shit on my willy???"
doctor "billy my boy thats what we profesionals call knob chedder, have you been washing you penis or possibly been slipping it in the dirtyest of the dirty women?"
billy "..........possibily both....damn!"

by The one and only Bob Cheese December 21, 2008

Knob Turner

A song that makes you reach for the volume knop and turn it up real loud.

Man, that new Dwarves song really is one hell of a knob turner!

by merchboer August 27, 2012

sloba knob

person that sucks dick,or gives head

I heard that chick was a sloba knob.

by Laffy Taffy 09 August 14, 2006

knob-cake

a knobcake is a person who you think is stupid. They are usually quite arrogant and they probably consider themselves the exact opposite to a knobcake. They are highly disagreeable.

micky thought dancing like that looked cool But everyone else thought he was a knob-cake.

by jonnypirate August 5, 2008

Throb Knob

When it hurts to get an erection after to much sex or mastirbation.

After John fucked Sally 12 times in one night he had a severe case of throb knob.

by TheLeftRock August 16, 2016

knob bobbin'

A man or woman who makes a hobby out of sucking a man's dick.

Dude, Jeff always goes out every Friday night to suck-off as many guys as he can find in the back of that new club called "The Raw Sausage." I think it's time for all of us to go out and get unzipped. We have enough "raw sausage" between us to keep him knob bobbin' for hours. We'll send him home with a belly fully of our sause.

by Happy Wolf June 22, 2007