Mia Turner

Much like the Masai Giraffe, Mia Turner is spotted, lengthy, and shits standing standing up.

Her companion, Peter Sarris, and her. Sit down for dinner every night and partake in a meal of shit served with a large side of chipolte ranch.

Mia Turner is so weird. She literally eats fucking pickles dipped in chipolte ranch.

She pleases her self with a boy toy named Colin who has to be the most ugly mf on this planet. She preformed oral sex on him in a class room during a basketball game at Blue Valley West High School.

Person: “hi Mia”
Mia: “hi”
*mia walks away*
Person to friend: “god damn I hate that bitch Mia Turner”

by Cockfighter101 February 23, 2022

Turner Pond

When you cum in a woman's belly button and let the semen stay pooled up in it.

I had to pull out quick couldn't make it to her chest so I gave her the ol Turner Pond.

by LEgeNdxx12 June 8, 2020

Drop a turner

To fart over a video or audio call.

“Dude, did you just drop a turner?”
“Nah, I just dropped my phone, I swear!”

by Sillyrock October 15, 2025

Turner Brush Maneuver

When a girl asks her sexual partner to insert the handle of a large brush into her vagina. The person inserting the brush then moves it up down and all around as aggressively as possible either causing great pain or bringing the girl to orgasm. Brushes with ridges, and brushes that are more than an inch wide are generally used but they are not required to be.

Girl: Give me the Turner Brush Maneuver

Boy: No wtf

Girl: I like it rough. If you do not I will Munt you

Boy:Ok fine

by Tony Sullivan April 17, 2024

channel turner

A small indie girl from London with brown hair that consistently makes straight boys turn gay just by them looking at her.

Some girls are such channel turners

by Wall-painters United October 30, 2013

Turner

A dumb idiot no one likes except for big forehead people that has a potato forehead he’s a dumb little punk that is stupid and cocky fuck turner and he has a microscopic penis

Turner is stupid

Olivia I dated him for money oh wait he has none

by Ahhhh yess daddy & papi April 22, 2022

kayle turner

A bitch

She's a kayle turner

by Ashhh15667 March 16, 2017