Wig Creep

When someone's wig is moving up their forehead and their natural hairline is poking out.

Pull on the front of that wig, you've got wig creep!

by Thick Roach June 16, 2025

British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 23, 2019

Jizz Wig

1. Another name for a Condom, or "Jimmy Hat" used in strange parts of the world.

2. When a person ejaculates onto the head of another person creating a miniature hair-do out of the semen.

3. When a person that has ejaculate or semen on their head uses the sticky substance as a hardening gel to stylize their hair in a fashionable way.

Yeah bro, we ended up getting tooted at the party then came home and I busted a Jizz Wig all over they head. They looked up at me like, "oh hell naw" it was dope!

by herbertonic June 19, 2023

Wig-Worthy

When someones hair-do is so fabulous it would be a must have item for anyone balding or in lust for a better mane.

Bald Man 1 ~ Have you seen that Garys Bowl Cut?

Bald Man 2 ~ Yeah i know. Ive never seen a better head of hair.
Bald Man 1 ~ I would buy that head of hair.

Bald man 2 ~ Hes so Reem. Most definitley a wig-worthy

by LongLeg November 25, 2011

snake in lipgloss and a wig

just a brat who is rich and likes to show it

Ugh shes a snake in lipgloss and a wig

by ._.Blue._. May 23, 2021

wig wom

Someone who works for a branch of government, but doesn’t actually get deployed and fight for your country.

That guy is such a wig wom sitting on his ass all day trying to recruit.

by Tyson dickle March 11, 2024

Wig Wig Wog

A fake word that was made up by a kappa male

"I'm a sigma, you're a wig. *wig. *wog."
"That's a fake word."

"That's something a wig wig wog would say."

by Not a kappa but a sigma male January 17, 2022