bam-bang-whacking

Crazy, hectic, chaotic... so mindbogglingly stressful you start making up ridiculous words.

My life is bam-bang-whacking with all these hospital visits, crying babies, and family shenanigans I'm going insane!

by The Sick Man... May 29, 2011

suds up whacker

A hand job in the shower

Do you want to join me in the shower for a suds up whacker?

by Jessana February 20, 2017

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

Honeycomb wall whacking

When an old man gets naked and slams his penis against a wall whilst covered in honey

‘I just saw your grandad honeycomb wall whacking

by Handlessjsbd April 22, 2018

African Bush Whacker

A black guy who beat his meat to much

Tyrone down the street is a African Bush Whacker

by FluffyBRabbit April 22, 2021

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025

Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025