When I was around 8 years old my brothers gave me a hanging wedgie on our bunk bed and left to eat dinner. I was wearing tighty whities so it hurt more. When they got back, they took me down and let me eat.
by MPBOS September 6, 2014

when u use a pair of already worn or skid marked(shit marked) whitey tighties and sneek up behind some one and put the back of the underwear right in their face. u pull bac on the underwear and either duct tape or tie it their so the victim can not get it undone.
my friends gave me a head wedgie and tied my hands togetherand left me their for bout a half hour. and this was his football underwear.
by wedgie victim(alot) August 23, 2008

When you have been sitting in the bed for hours, probably with your laptop in your knee, moving your ass around for beater comfort you might suddenly realize you got a bed wedgie!
It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
It's simply when your underpants goes up your cheeks.
by Jacob Björkman January 7, 2008

Bobby(my rival) anoued me soooooooooooooooooooo much i hung his whiytighies on a coat hanger and everyone was yelling Hanging wedgie hanging wedgie!
by cooldude1 July 6, 2007

Used to describe a very painful, (and sometimes embarrassing), situation that one cannot get out of immediately.
This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
This could imply financial, social (where one gets mocked and doesn't have a come back) , physical (getting one's foot caught under a boulder); this could be used in all aspects of life.
Example one:
"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"
"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".
Example two:
"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
"Hey, did you want to come along on that three week expedition with us?"
"No, sorry dude, I'm tapped out. Fiscally, I'm hanging by a wedgie".
Example two:
"Dude, I just got pwned by Mike. There's no way I could top that comeback. He's got me hanging by a wedgie.
by boggler December 8, 2009

A boy who de-wedgies himself walking along the road, on the way to school. He thinks he is cool, but he's not. Usually seen smoking, or pretending to look cool waiting for the bus. He's not cool at all.
by hariboliciasardolls September 22, 2009

When a piece of clothing is sucked into the urethra of your penis, similar to the way it is stuck up your asshole in a regular wedgie.
by 40k November 27, 2010
