stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.

those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Pickle Weasel

A Pickle Weasel is a girl who leaves penis. She is a weasel who will do anything to get to it. Once she has your pickle (Penis), she will continue to come back every night for a few weeks, until she finds a new pickle to weasel.

Dude, this ridiculously hot girl I met is a pickle weasel. I've gotten with her like 7 times since last week.

by Berico Parachute October 15, 2006

Spice weasel

a person that chronically masturbates to scrambled cable TV porn most commonly the spice channel.

Marvin is a total spice weasel . He's constantly whacking his pud to scrambled porn

by Silver tongued liar November 3, 2015

Sewer Weasel

A skinny swamp donkey. See Swamp Donkey....

That bitch ain't that big....she's definitely a sewer weasel.

Hey man, at least that sewer weasel is skinny....bag it and tag it.

by RBHoya December 18, 2006

shit weasel

Comes from Stephen King's book, Dreamcatcher. Humans who eat the alien virus call "byrus" grow an alien weasel in their bowles and when it gets too big it bursts out of their butt.

"Mcarthy's lower midsection was covered in blood as the shit-weasel came out"

by Patti March 1, 2005

Bum Weasel

A term of endearment.

Awwwwh, I love you, my bum weasel!

by Skorge1 June 14, 2013

Bush weasel

An annoying bush sniper in the game of call of duty. Someone who lacks proper skills in any other type of combat except sniping and hiding.

Damn little bush weasel got me again, if only i could see him. There he goes, Scampering like some sort of bush weasel.

by Skyler Clark August 17, 2008