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washed up

meaning its lame, its sucks; in order to be washed up, it must have been great at one time. This term was originally derived from students at UW-Lacrosse.
Ron Jeremy is an example of a washed up porn star. "Yer all washed up kid!" (something a boxing coach would say to his hungover boxer-in-training)
by ceeps October 15, 2003
mugGet the washed upmug.

Window Wash

After having dirty butt sex, but before the dude cums, the dude says to his partner that he wishes to cum in there mouth. At which point he proceeds to the facial area of the partner and upon reaching said area he has explosive diarrhea poops all over his partner's face while cumming on his partner's chest.
Dude, last night i totally Window Washed some chick. I grabbed my clothes and ran out of the room before she realized that I diarrhea pooped all over her face. Nice!
by iamyourhero April 29, 2010
mugGet the Window Washmug.

Wax and Wash

The act of having heterosexual intercourse while the female in on her period. When finishing, man pulls out blood covered penis (waxed) and has female suck it clean orally (washed)
Travis: "So, did you do anything crazy last night?"
Donald: "Yeah, I gave her the Wax and Wash!"
by Old Harp Rivers February 17, 2012
mugGet the Wax and Washmug.

Power Washing

The act of cleansing feces from your anus by pointing your penis towards it and urinating, which washes the feces off.
There was no toilet paper at my homosexual uncle's house. I fortunately remembered the secret art of power washing and had a clean bum bum in no time.
by GuupDeluxe1 December 16, 2008
mugGet the Power Washingmug.

wash and wax

"My wife gave me the wash and wax last night."
by Daddy Doo October 18, 2008
mugGet the wash and waxmug.

Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016
mugGet the Brand-washedmug.

Pigeon wash

by Jellybeanpoo69 October 3, 2017
mugGet the Pigeon washmug.

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