Briefcase Wanker

When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.

You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!

by PlayMakeReview July 17, 2021

Investment wanker

An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit

That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.

by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023

Flank Wanker

Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.

"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."

by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016

Mirror Wanker

Someone who is extremely arrogant. He is so into himself that the only thing that turns him on is his own reflection.

What a mirror wanker, telling everyone about his new car.

by Mit Snereif December 16, 2009

Mask Wanker

A person who wears a face mask in an area where they are not required to and extremely unlikely to catch any virus such as inside a car

Mostly applies to people wearing masks in cars alone

Look at that woman next to us wearing a mask in the car, she's a mask wanker

by Bruhh4488 December 23, 2021

Wuhan Wanker

A man from wuhan with the corona virus but is a nice man also

Kai boulton is a wuhan wanker

by Small booga February 17, 2020

Ebay Wanker

A person missing a few braincells who bids on an item before the last few minutes. Great for the seller not so great for the buyers including the EW themselves

"Hey Jeff you get that signed Star Wars trainset you were after in the end?"

"No the Ebay Wankers strikes back."

by beyoncesbitch January 12, 2012