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Velvet Rope Treatment

When a person with no teeth gives another person oral sex.
That girl took out her dentures and gave me the velvet rope treatment.
by Native Son March 26, 2024
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Velvet

Velvet is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life. She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and shows the world she is strong enough. A very naturally beautiful girl and someone who never fails to make you smile. Velvet is someone you would love to spend everyday with and someone you can always count on to be there! She always lights up a room with her smile, she makes you laugh when you swear you're about to cry. She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive and stands up for what she believes in but dont mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She won't let anything stop her from chasing her dreams. She is consistently there for everyone and will never let you down. Once you meet her you have to hold on as tight as you can to her friendship and never let it go.
Velvet is loyal to anyone she cares for and will never betray you unless you give her a reason to. She is strong, caring, and very loving. She will not approach you at first because she is a little uneasy but once you get to know her she opens up a lot. She has her imperfections but they are perfect. She's not snobby or rude. She's just Velvet
velvet is one of a kind
by velvet November 22, 2021
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Bella Velvet Muse

✨ Bella Velvet Muse 🍷

A poetic and romantic name for the woman who flows like wine in a crystal glass, embodying the elegance of velvet, the richness of deep crimson, and the inspiration of a muse. Her beauty captivates, her grace enchants, and her presence lingers like the finest sip of love. ✨

She is Velvet Wine, she is Crimson Muse, she is Vino Bella—a perfect blend of passion and elegance, moving effortlessly through my heart.

Or simply, Velviana—a name as soft and timeless as love itself. 💫
"Every time she smiles, I call her my Bella Velvet Muse—my eternal love, my finest wine." ❤️
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Velvet samurai

Someone highly skilled in the art of penetrating the 'velvet underground' with the 'pork sword'.
Dude #1: That guy looks like a real velvet samurai.
Dude #2: Indeed, my gaydar is off the scale right now.
by Piotr Dahl September 4, 2012
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Velvet Pouch

Damn, aren't I lucky to be able to store my package in your velvet pouch.
by Blackberry Sandwich September 9, 2020
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A Red Velvet

When you freeze your shit to use as a dildo, whilst on your period.
“I’m going to go home and try a Red Velvet
by ballicaust February 1, 2025
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Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.
Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
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