Where you are able to happily grasp and retain a nice gal's "upper" hand --- i.e., the one opposite to her "lower" hand from the shoulder that she's lying on --- while stretched out on your sides at the beach or spooning her in bed.
Being allowed to gain the upper hand while spooning with a nice girl is always a pleasure; just remember to always employ the wrist-twist compromise to ensure maximum comfort for both of you.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
Get the gain the upper handmug. The act of sharting in public and then taking your shit pasted underwear off and disposing of it in the tank of the toilet
Man 1. Boo boo has been gone for awhile
Man 2. He's probably taking a shit
Man 1. He farted before he left so likely
Person in question....we need to leave
Later admits he put his shitty underpants in the tank of the toilet of a public setting to avoid being embrassed
Now their shit covered under pants are worse then discovering actual shit in the tank
The upper decker delux
Man 2. He's probably taking a shit
Man 1. He farted before he left so likely
Person in question....we need to leave
Later admits he put his shitty underpants in the tank of the toilet of a public setting to avoid being embrassed
Now their shit covered under pants are worse then discovering actual shit in the tank
The upper decker delux
by Takindumps4200 June 28, 2022
Get the Upper decker deluxmug. Where a one-upper tells you a bigger and better story, usually by making it up, a Legitimate One-Upper doesn't make anything up because they really are bigger and better than you.
Player: Dude, you see those girls over there? Yeah. I totally banged them last night..
Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...
Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...
Rich Player: Oh them? I did them last weekend. And their sisters...
Player: *Mutters* Damn, you Legitimate One-Upper...
by KtotheQ May 23, 2010
Get the Legitimate One-Uppermug. When taking a dump with such tremendous force that it actually pushes the crap up into the tank from the bowl.
by Chief Brody April 8, 2010
Get the Reverse Upper Deckermug. 1.) A spin off of aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, alternating UPPER case has become a meme designed by random internet users who try so hard to assert their panic/will on the masses - Almost as if they are speaking from a pulpit dictating and virtue signalling to the masses from their bedroom using their (most likely) thumbs.
2.) Can also just be used for teh lulz, instead of the aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, to come across extra sarcastic.
2.) Can also just be used for teh lulz, instead of the aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, to come across extra sarcastic.
1.) #GIVEtoTHEpoorRIGHTnow
2.) Jacob: oh YEAH, that's VERY smart, GEORGE!1!11!
George: Don't you "alternating UPPER case" me, dOuChEbAg!
2.) Jacob: oh YEAH, that's VERY smart, GEORGE!1!11!
George: Don't you "alternating UPPER case" me, dOuChEbAg!
by CZSPNKr April 24, 2020
Get the alternating UPPER casemug. n. Use of the last flush of an unpressured toilet to remove unpleasant matter.
With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
With most toilets, a reservoir sits above the main bowl. This reservoir fills at the time of the flush, and remains full (barring leaks) until again flushed. This reservoir is commonly referred to as the upper deck.
When it becomes necessary to make a deposit in the tank of the toilet, circumstances do not always allow for proper checking of water pressure. While a sink won't run without water pressure, a toilet will often allow one last flush. Use of this flush to remove an especially unpleasant deposit is reffered to as an upper deck save.
"I took a huge dump before I realized the water was out. Luckily I was the first in, so I got an upper deck save."
by Jordan Mills April 15, 2004
Get the upper deck savemug. An acoholic mixture of Natural Light and Vladimir vodka. Only consumed by cheap/poor Upper Darby High School students with no jobs.
Man 1: "What did you do all day?"
Man 2: "Watched the Phillies and drank Upper Darby Dirtbags all day."
Man 1: "Wow, your a man from Upper Darby."
Man 2: "Watched the Phillies and drank Upper Darby Dirtbags all day."
Man 1: "Wow, your a man from Upper Darby."
by skeet-cannon April 25, 2009
Get the Upper Darby Dirtbagmug.