Uncle Peaches

A gay uncle or a friendly, flamboyant gay male neighbor.

Look! There goes Uncle Peaches ready to Kiki at the ball.

by Oh gosh! June 06, 2018

Forever and an uncle

a long time

It's been forever and an uncle since I saw this movie.

by Nutcracker Spirit November 11, 2014

The Uncle Joe

When you have children rub your leg hair and it feels good.

No, don’t make little Billy do “The Uncle Joe”!

by ChorlieChorlie October 29, 2020

Uncle Noominji

Means great respect for all others (land, people, and animals). Means you can get through the day with a laugh and when need be, throw a bit of banter in. Also means that no matter where you are in life, you can always come back home to your roots.

This was our great x28 uncle’s life. We Celebrate by kissing our index and middle finger and raising it to the sky while chanting his name....UNCLE NOOMIJI!!!

If another member of the Noomiji tribe tells you to do something for Uncle Noomiji you must do it or else you are banished from the tribe

Person 1: Dunk your balls in boiling water. Person 2: For Uncle Noomiji Whilst shouting at the top of their lungs ( FOR UNCLE NOOMIJI ) While dipping Balls in Boiling water
Person 2: Now you do it for Uncle Noominji

by One of the Hawaiian Boyz December 03, 2019

Uncle Shaddy

the name of an ancient god in norse mythology, meaning "Father of Awesome". Uncle Shaddy is said to have the ability to shoot spaghetti from his finger tips, piss pure alcohol and fart cheetoes. Today Uncle Shaddy is used as a term indicating, PARTY!

Dude! Let go Uncle Shaddy! I'll grab the beer you get the cheetoes.

by BlackParadox January 10, 2012

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex May 15, 2011

Uncle Ralph

He is a typical weird, fat, smelly, jobless, homeless guy with a super long beard. He normally visits your house with food stains all over his shirt. He also is definitely on drugs. Stay away from your Uncle Ralph unless you want to be kid-napped and fed to some bears in the forest.

Mom: "Your Uncle Ralph is coming over today."
Kids: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by theonecalledbella May 28, 2020