Composing a short story (factoid, haiku, joke, …), or posing a math problem, using 140 (or 280) characters or less on or about the number π.
Three examples of Twitter Pi are:
a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.
b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”
c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.
b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”
c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
by Fasters February 25, 2023
Get the Twitter Pimug. A twitter group full of communistic retards that attack any and all pro-pedophilia and pro-capitalist sentiment. A force to be reckoned with.
Pedo: Honestly, I think children can consent starting at age nine.
Twitter Chungus Member: Is this your address? 123 Sesame Street
Pedo: *deactivates*
Twitter Chungus Member: Is this your address? 123 Sesame Street
Pedo: *deactivates*
by PenisMoncher February 10, 2021
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*phone goes off*
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*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
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Me: oh look. I Heart Cock (67k) just tweeted.
*phone goes off a second later*
Me: and they tweeted again
*phone goes off rhythmically, one every second*
Me: all this fucking Twitter dumping! FUUUCCCCKKKK *unsubscribes from "I Heart Cock (67k)"'s notifications.
by GG Allin February 12, 2021
Get the Twitter dumpingmug. Refusing Mr. Musk's *bs* execution of the beloved Tweety Bird, users have taking to calling the service "formerly Twitter" rather than it's obscure new name: X (formerly Twitter)
by jmacofearth September 15, 2023
Get the formerly Twittermug. overuse of gyatt, hear me out, rizz, trolling, and joking about things that aren’t really funny are all examples of twitter humor
by zeteri_smthn July 16, 2023
Get the twitter humormug. A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.
Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.
Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…
Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021
Get the Twitter Poisonmug. Someone who is on Twitter 24/7, tweeting reckless non-sense that would cause fights and confrontations in person.
by Jonathan Velasquez June 8, 2016
Get the twitter niggamug.