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Twitter Poison

A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.
Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.

Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021
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Twitter Jitter

The adrenaline rush a person may receive while performing the perfect tweet. Shaking phone, rapid heart rate, and of course the jitters
Silas Snell explained to his wife, that his hands were shaking and felt dizzy due to twitter jitter. While tweeting to his 15 followers..
by Petesbeeps July 10, 2017
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twitter humor

that feeling when kids on twitter (as well as discord, tiktok, etc) try to be funny
overuse of gyatt, hear me out, rizz, trolling, and joking about things that aren’t really funny are all examples of twitter humor
by blakkxzoul July 16, 2023
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Twitter Hubris

1. The act of over-tweeting pointless details of one's own personal life and/or opinions. You can often recognize a person with Twitter Hubris as you scroll through your timeline and realize that every other tweet is from that same person. Twitter Hubris can sometimes lead to one's own downfall.

2. Tweeting with delusions of grandeur, arrogance, and/or pride.
1. @Ochocinco's Twitter Hubris has been quieted by his poor performance season with the Patriots.

2. Inebriation, rude people and/or bad customer service are common triggers for @Chrissyteigen's Twitter Hubris
by sdkliving November 15, 2011
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Twitter-camping

(v) The act of regularly sending tweets (via Twitter) while following a major broadcasted event with the intent of drumming up viral attention from other Twitter users following the same major event.
@twitteruser gained over 300 new followers from Twitter-camping the presidential debates. It seemed like other people were making the same comments/jokes, but he was just posting them first, so everyone was retweeting him.
by RicepirateMick June 27, 2013
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Twitter Chungus

A twitter group full of communistic retards that attack any and all pro-pedophilia and pro-capitalist sentiment. A force to be reckoned with.
Pedo: Honestly, I think children can consent starting at age nine.
Twitter Chungus Member: Is this your address? 123 Sesame Street
Pedo: *deactivates*
by PenisMoncher February 10, 2021
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Twitter Pi

Composing a short story (factoid, haiku, joke, …), or posing a math problem, using 140 (or 280) characters or less on or about the number π.
Three examples of Twitter Pi are:

a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.

b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”

c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
by Fasters February 25, 2023
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