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Refusing Mr. Musk's *bs* execution of the beloved Tweety Bird, users have taking to calling the service "formerly Twitter" rather than it's obscure new name: X (formerly Twitter)
Did you see what Musk is putting out on formerly Twitter?
by jmacofearth September 15, 2023
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Twitter Bios

A piece of text ranging from 1 to 160 characters which is used specifically for the purpose of letting the world know about your self diagnoses and your self deprecation for a solid criticism wall and don't get me started on the edgy jokes.
I need to learn how to make funnier Twitter Bios
by JerryMouse July 11, 2017
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Twitter Poison

A Mental Illness That Affects Neurological Thinking So Bad That It Makes The Infected Think That They Are Either A Gender That Doesn’t Exist, Or That They Should Support These Kind Of People.
Todd: Yo, Imma Go Meet My Date At Starbucks.

Madajio: Don’t Go There, Twitter Poison Lurks At This Hour…
by Madajio Júan-Pablo December 20, 2021
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Twitter-camping

(v) The act of regularly sending tweets (via Twitter) while following a major broadcasted event with the intent of drumming up viral attention from other Twitter users following the same major event.
@twitteruser gained over 300 new followers from Twitter-camping the presidential debates. It seemed like other people were making the same comments/jokes, but he was just posting them first, so everyone was retweeting him.
by RicepirateMick June 27, 2013
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Twitter Chungus

A twitter group full of communistic retards that attack any and all pro-pedophilia and pro-capitalist sentiment. A force to be reckoned with.
Pedo: Honestly, I think children can consent starting at age nine.
Twitter Chungus Member: Is this your address? 123 Sesame Street
Pedo: *deactivates*
by PenisMoncher February 10, 2021
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twitter nigga

Someone who is on Twitter 24/7, tweeting reckless non-sense that would cause fights and confrontations in person.
Rod why are you always on Twitter? You tweet too much, you're such a Twitter nigga.
by Jonathan Velasquez June 8, 2016
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Twitter Pi

Composing a short story (factoid, haiku, joke, …), or posing a math problem, using 140 (or 280) characters or less on or about the number π.
Three examples of Twitter Pi are:

a) A haiku entitled “Pi in the Sky” goes like this:
Pi is three only.
For the Bible tells me so!
I shalt not doubt it.

b) Trump promised MAGA evangelicals in red-pilled states: “If re-elected, I’d decree π to be 3 for all true-blue patriots.”

c) A math toughie: If 1! = 1 and 2! = 2, show that (1/2)! = 1/2 √π and (–1/2)! = √π.
by Fasters February 25, 2023
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