Chocolate Twinkie

When you shit a large turd, then proceed to stick your dick inside it until you cum.

Johnny was so horny that he invented the chocolate Twinkie form of masturbation.

by Charlie and the Chocolate Fac May 12, 2018

the empty twinkie

after you blow your load in some chickenheads mouth, you lay your penis on her forhead, you make her spit your badger milk on a twinkie and have her eat that shit in front of you. This is the empty twinkie.

bitch! go get a twinkie and eat that shit with my man juices. the empty twinkie

by Zepster February 10, 2008

twinkie defense

The stance or posture taken by a fat person when you try and take food from their plate.

"I tried to bum a fry from JoJo's plate and that fool struck a "twinkie defense"."

by D. Ferrel September 24, 2003

twinkie bitch

a gay person; a fagget. Someone who acts gay or is gay. t.b. is short for twinkie bitch

1) that guy wearing a dress is a Twinkie Bitch.
2) that TB just touched my ass.

by James Gonzales January 5, 2008

Cum Filled Twinkie

(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.

When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.

by Rastus McGee February 26, 2018

Twinky Love

The act of having sex with a man or woman using twinkys as vibrators or dildos. May also be used in fat people sex to get one to love another when they are too fat to believe they love each other.

OMG!! I can't believe you had twinky love with your wife. She must have loved it.

by Tizzler July 31, 2008

Twinkie Wiener Sandwich

A snack described in the movie UHF (1989), starring "Weird Al" Yankovic

Dude, I made you a Twinkie Wiener Sandwich to cheer you up.

by missa tane January 8, 2006