rusty trumpet

when a girl gives you a reach around handjob while eating out your ass hole.

I had the freshman give me a "rusty trumpet" before taking her to the party.

by dvus August 8, 2003

trumpet ears

One who is listening in (earjacking) on a conversation and joining in with no invitation.

"Was I talking to YOU, trumpet ears?"

by liinamaria April 6, 2006

Rusty Trumpet

The placing of the lips to a mans rectum and blowing like you would into a trumpet while masturbating him.

Ronnie asked Jane if she would blow him a tune on the ole rusty trumpet as he dropped his britches with a grin.

by Warren3174 December 28, 2005

trumpet boy

Someone who knows all the latest Donald Trump news.

Bruh, you always posting Donald Trump crap on your Facebook. You a trumpet boy.

by TheBadassKing June 20, 2016

fuzz-trumpet

1.police car's siren
2.breaking wind

1.shit the alarm is going ,can your hear a fuzz-trumpet coming this way?
2.let my fuzz-trumpet spew a wonderful odour

by nutzdog November 8, 2007

slutty trumpet

The act of which one person scrapes the crusty feces around the ring of the rectum off of their sexual partner. Their partner than ejactualtes all over the crusty snack and the two thirsty sex deprived lovers slurp it down.

"Yo Jimbo, If you was down to fuck with Ms Jamie, would you spit or swallow that slutty trumpet?"

"Bro i'd eat that shit up like it were a sloppy joe homie. Let me get in on that slutty trumpet!"

"I heard that Sara and Dashawn have been hooking up"
"No way man, did he hit that shit home?"
"Yeah I Even heard he slutted her trumpet"
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by corey the savage May 17, 2016

Angry Trumpet

While getting head, the man blows diarrhea all over the bed/other party.

I was straddling her chest while she was blowing me, so those burritos made for a great Angry Trumpet.

by neosteauxbai June 29, 2009