jesus

a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus

jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!

by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020

Jesus

One of the most easily known for pictures of him being inaccurate, because he doesn’t look like the people that live in Jerusalem.

Something like this picture of Jesus

by Wut Iz Dis January 14, 2019

jesus

the only one i can trust on this ship

"Jesus take the wheel!"

"Aye aye, captain"

by shits on the grass you touch May 11, 2021

Jesus

A Tall nice guy that you should never let go. Usually takes a while to gain his trust. He will only stick with his true friends. He can be stubborn at times but that’s not how he really is. He’s a bitch at times if you get him mad or do something stupid, but once you get to know them you’ll grow fonder of them everyday. He has many friends and can be seen as a popular guy. Once you gain their trust, they will never forget about you.

There is No One like Jesus

by BestWriter04 March 4, 2018

jesus

not satan

have you heard ab jesus?
yeah he s not satan

by mariageorgeta12 December 22, 2020

jesus

fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.

jesus is not anyone savior

by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020

it jesus

information technologist who performs a technical mircle on a computer and/or laptop that been given it's last rights.

I took my laptop to BestBuy and they told me that it would be $2000 to send my hard drive away and maybe get some information from it. So I prayed and my IT Jesus and he saved my life and my laptop.

by Doolbox March 13, 2008