flower dick

A dick with crusty stuff around with other gross things ozzing out

His flower dick looks like a daisy

by Nay_bAbii February 28, 2008

call-flower

A person you call who is precious to you just so you can let them know how much you care about them.

On my international business trip I contacted Mariah, my call-flower, in the early morning, to let her know I arrived safely and give her peace of mind.

by McWritah July 24, 2015

flowers declared

the monthly discharge of blood from the uterus of
nonpregnant women from puberty to menopause

This did not occur so soon as we expected, for that day Miss Frankland's flowers declared themselves.

by abdul Qayyum June 26, 2008

Bum flower

Slang term for piles aka cauliflower bum, can often be painful as they are most commonly found erupting from the anus. Bum flowers can be removed with minor surgery.

"why's Nicole walking like that?"
Kirsty" because she recently had some bum flowers removed"

by Ellyb June 3, 2013

Smelling the Flowers

The moment when a man or a woman is licking the inside of a woman's butthole and proceeds to put his nose into that same woman's vagina and (if felt confident enough) will wiggle and nuzzle his or her nose in her perineum.

hey bros! Patricia let me toss the salad and I got to smell the flowers.
You know me I love smelling the flowers!

by OOOSSSdawg69696 September 29, 2018

robot flower

An robot that is cleverly disguised as a girlfriend, without any visible flaws.

My girlfriend is secretly a robot flower.

by co5oo May 7, 2019

Flesh Flower

Another word for a womans special place/poon/ve jay jay

Gregory: ugh my boss' flesh flower was awful!

bob: how can you have an awful poon?

Gregory: lets just say she could have used a female cleansing instrument one may use on a hot summers eve! twice!

by th1ngz April 26, 2009