Retard thunder

When someone goes full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night”
Jessica: “He was awesome especially when he released his almighty retard thunder!”

by Jesus Chris December 05, 2017

Retard thunder

When you go full retard during sexual intercourse

Sara: “How was sleeping with Jacob last night “
Jessica: “Amazing! He went retard thunder on me! It felt amazing!”

by Jesus Chris December 05, 2017

Thunder Jug

Toilet

After several drinks Jerry had to go use the Thunder Jug to relieve himself.

by Nice guy Jerry January 08, 2019

Ceiling Thunder

The loud thunder-like sound when desks are moving on the floor above you.

Yo bro did you just hear that ceiling thunder?

by imryan October 04, 2013

The Thunder Monkeys

A comedic punk band based out of Georgia.

“Bro, I hate The Thunder Monkeys”
“Me too”

by dickdickpoopoo August 05, 2020

Thunder Puppet

A vehicle known for terrorizing trails in Johnson Valley and accomplishing unthinkable feats. All while simultaneously flopping on it's side and taking naps without notice.

Yo! that Thunder Puppet just crushed that poor kids Toyota?

by Lord Farquaad1 February 13, 2020

Hawaiian Thunder

The smell resulting from the mixture of pungent flatulence and Febreze Hawaiian Aloha odor spray in a poorly ventilated bathroom.

Hey Steve, Taco Bell was great, let's go home and make some Hawaiian Thunder

by Jake46290 May 03, 2022