Trumping

The act of declaring a definitive victory in a conflict that is far from over, and then calling any further opposition "unfair" based on that imaginary win. It involves a total disregard for current facts while maintaining an extreme level of overconfidence.

"He's trumping again: he says the other side is being 'unfair' because he 'already won' a war that is still actively happening."

by vinnypushka March 17, 2026

Trumping

Anal so deep it will TARIFF you don’t lube properly.

I was TRUMPING Erica last night and I forgot too lube her up and her taint ripped wide open

by Threemouthketeers April 17, 2025

Trumping it.

When someone lies about how they did somthing when in reality they didn't, to an extent where people usually believe them.

Nah Dan didn't do that he's trumping it.

by mr.rodentine May 2, 2025

Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.

Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.

by allley June 22, 2012

Pud Thumping

The show of malice to an unconscious, unknowing fluid or solid base. Relating to many subjects. You or someone you know may be a Pud Thumper.

While Jon was preparing a delectable dessert, he began pud thumping the puuding with a smile.'ll

by tinkin January 17, 2015

vent thumping

The act of having sexual intercourse in a ventilation duct.

I went vent thumping with my girl last night at the theater

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.

I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018