The Age Theory is based on social norm that the older the woman is , the more accpetable it is for her to make the first move or persue a man as oppossed to the man making proverbial first move.
Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".
Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
Any woman over the age of 30 should in accordance with this theory be able to persue a man ( Regardless of if he is younger or older than her) without being label " Promiscuous" , "skanky" or "Whore".
Research has shown that the majority of the male population agree to this theory and that there is a talk of amending the theory in order to lower the accepted age limit.
Mike : "Hi Johnny , how you been?"
Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"
Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"
Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".
Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"
Johnny :" Waz up dude, just chilling. This old chick has been on my case, begging me to go on a date!"
Mike : " how old is this chick" Over thirty?"
Johnny : " 31 actaully.I am taking her to Burger king later. Got to respect the Age Theory man!".
Mike : " Of course!! Has she got an older sister for me?"
by Pofadder May 19, 2010
Get the Age Theorymug. The Contrast Theory is when an attractive person or semi attractive person stands next to an ugly person or ugly people. Therefore they create a contrast which in response makes them seem more attractive.
When I first saw her with all her friends she was a ten! But now all by herself she seems like more of a 6. Talk about Contrast theory.
by KBJB Wiley April 23, 2011
Get the Contrast Theorymug. When a girl feels threatened by another girl based on looks or personality, she will often come to the conclusion in her own mind that she is a whore, and then will tell everyone that such girl who is rich in looks and/or personality is a whore because of jealously
Mel: I can't stand that Blake is talking to Shanna she is such a whore!!
Dylan: Do you have any proof of this or are you just saying it????
Mel: I don't have to explain myself.
Dylan: Maybe you just feel threatened by her and prove the DM Theory.
Dylan: Do you have any proof of this or are you just saying it????
Mel: I don't have to explain myself.
Dylan: Maybe you just feel threatened by her and prove the DM Theory.
by Mr. Make it Rain March 17, 2009
Get the DM Theorymug. This is the official term to describe that moment when someone walks near, into, overhears your conversation at the worst possible moment, even if the subject is benign.
Person A: So I was watching this movie yesterday, and there was this hooker snorting a line of cocaine of the table.
Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?
Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.
Person C: Whoa! Hookers and Cocaine? What did I just miss?
Person B: Nothing, dude. Just proving the Couch Theory.
by Vanish29 September 24, 2010
Get the Couch Theorymug. woman:honey get me a sandwhich
man:get it yourself
woman:okay then no sex
man:okay honey what type of meat do u want ham or turkey
woman: ui knew the "sandwich theory would work
man:get it yourself
woman:okay then no sex
man:okay honey what type of meat do u want ham or turkey
woman: ui knew the "sandwich theory would work
by dream909 February 26, 2009
Get the sandwich theorymug. The Nykko Theory
Game..... for the average joe. This theory if used properly will make a hot chick like u, love u, and then stalk u... in that order.BUT only the most worthey man can learn the ways of the Nykko Theory.This man must have 3 trates......... humer, humble, and have the nice guy appeal. As of today only 2 people know of the Nykko Theroy.... (Nate) and (Nykko).
Game..... for the average joe. This theory if used properly will make a hot chick like u, love u, and then stalk u... in that order.BUT only the most worthey man can learn the ways of the Nykko Theory.This man must have 3 trates......... humer, humble, and have the nice guy appeal. As of today only 2 people know of the Nykko Theroy.... (Nate) and (Nykko).
By learning the ways of The Nykko Theory . a dorky paill white chuby dude can poll a hot cheerleader that is way out of his leag, with only his sarcastic humer.
by The Side kick May 29, 2008
Get the The Nykko Theory mug. Thursday Theory is when two individuals decide that they will reveal their love for each other to the world on a particular day, so as to avoid confrontation.
John and Kate decided that they would employ Thursday Theory so as not to make it awkward on the weekend for their friends.
by eedhjeztrherh January 14, 2008
Get the thursday theorymug.