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Watermelon Lancing

noun- a watermelon, with a hole drilled throught the center (length wise). Where two penises are inserted through opposite ends, and meet in the middle. Where they " kiss ". The " Kissing " of the penises, is where the head of one penis, presses against the head of the other penis, in a kissing motion. It can also be considered a game, where the objective is to push the other penis out of the hole.
Last friday, Billy and I had a watermelon lancing competition.
by Super_Anon October 16, 2014
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Watermelon fuck

When your really mad at a water melon,
Water melon is a dick at times but when he's a big dick call him watermelon fuck
Hello (name here) this watermelon fuck decided to disappear
by General watermelon March 7, 2021
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moldy watermelon

when you get a blowjob from someone with a mouth infection
chungus: yoo bingus how was your night
bingus: bad, nle glopnar gave me a moldy watermelon
by big floppa October 17, 2020
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watermelon sugar

The word that has been trending on here for too long
Person A: why is watermelon sugar still trending on urb dic
Person B: I have no clue
by SomePersonOnUrbDic July 1, 2021
mugGet the watermelon sugarmug.

Watermelon Party

A stab at green politics, which is nothing but a socialist sham disguising itself under the guise of green politics. It's just like a watermelon, green on the outside, red on the inside.
Voter #1: I'm about to cast my ballot for the green party.
Voter #2: You seriously about to vote for those socialist ecoterrorists in the watermelon party?
by John Doe 09378 September 26, 2020
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watermelon sugar

pussy juice or dick juice (we don’t discriminate here) that harry cant live without and that apparently tastes like strawberries
by larryslovechildd October 28, 2020
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Watermelon sugar

Styles sings about berries , being a man's balls , blowing up his ass , nice and warm like a summer feeling .watermelon sugar up his ass .
Yo , Styles want sum mah watermelon sugar up yo ass now boy , coz Mah balls full again after yo sucked em dry.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss October 12, 2020
mugGet the Watermelon sugarmug.

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