Cleavland Steamer

When you take take a shit of the chest of another human and rub the feces all over their body.

I gave your sister a Cleavland Steamer.. and she liked it!

by StONY January 26, 2004

stanley steamer

when a woman puts saran wrap over her face then her partner takes a shit on her face so she can feel the hot steam.

I laid this bitch down on the ground and put saran wrap on her face, then i gave her a stanley steamer

by bigg k- dogg December 04, 2003

cleveland steamers

Oh, come on. You all know it's when you take a shit on a girls chest and slide it around.

You know what would be funny? If they made a sports team called the Cleveland Steamers.

by TenInchPlaya August 22, 2006

Dutch Steamer

The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.

Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.

by El_choco September 19, 2008

Cleavage Steamer

A cleavage steamer is having a one night stand, then defecating on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

Guy: Man last night was crazy.
Friend: How so?
Guy: After bangin this chick, I left her a cleavage steamer.
Friend: That's just nasty!!!

by TheHoodRat1987 March 28, 2011

Steamer

One who lacks any mental capacity, otherwise known as a tool. Someone who often makes a total fool of themselves.

Did you see Emma at the party last night?
Yeah, what a Steamer!

by jellyfish94 January 11, 2011

tramp steamer

When during or after sex in a car or otherwise fogged up environment, one presses their partner against the glass to expose their face, breasts or genitals.

It was a great night until he gave me a tramp steamer in the parking lot.

by entropyandvodka March 23, 2014