Naked Shag Rug

A rug, preferably from the 1970s, which is shaggy and used primarily for shagging shaggy women.
Paul: "Oh man, this playroom is so well furnished."
Francisco: "Oh, I know. Mostly because of the naked shag rug."
by flippedegg July 25, 2019
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fag hag shag

Opportune sexual interaction with gay friend's fag hag mate(s). Can be based on misconception that having gay friends is a sign of sensitivity.
Q: How was last night, mate?
A: Great, there was a huge crowd of us and I managed to get a sneaky fag hag shag in before the night was over.
by Roy Rover May 10, 2005
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shag a barbers floor

the unfortunate position of being so horny that you would consider having sex with the floor in a barbers shop purely because it was available and had some hair on it.
ive not had a ride for so long i would shag a barbers floor so i would.
by pishmeister69 April 08, 2006
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shag some birds

The act in which a male has sexual intercourse with a woman.
Shag meaning sex and birds meaning ladies
Used mainly by the good ol' brits
"hey larry, lets go to a couple of clubs and get plastered, and then we'll go off and shag some birds"

"sounds like a mighty fine idea to me jerry"
by the bo January 09, 2006
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shag her rotten

Screw her brains out of her head.
I was having sex with my lady and decided to Shag Her Rotten.
by Twenty putts June 16, 2023
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Sheep shagging bastard

A term for an English person oi you fat dirty hairy crooked nosed bellend English man get ur filthy vagina out that sheep’s arsehole ya dirty cunt
So many sheep shagging bastards now a days should kill them all
by English are trannys December 12, 2021
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Ripped Stripped and Shagged

A drinking game invented by a group of Cambridge students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:

1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing

Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)
'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'
by PremAnnaMaddieAndy April 06, 2008
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