Semen Tsunami

The results of the first wank after No Nut November.

I survived the month, now prepare for the semen Tsunami.

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018

Semen Seagal

This is a term that describes the sheer force your cumshot fires out of your dickhole. You basically pull out and pump off a load so powerfull, it breaks some bones of the person you were just porking resembling Steven Seagal in every movie he has ever been in.

Big Easy: Haha you should have seen how fucked up I made the side of this chicks face last night.

Tyrant: You Ray Riced a bitch?

Big Easy: Nah man. My Semen Seagal smacked her right in the face knocking out at least 3 teeth.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 22, 2019

Tranny Semen

Something the they/thems are putting into our drinks all of a sudden.

Alcohol enjoyer: What beer should I buy?

Alcohol enjoyer's gigachad friend: Try Ultra Right Beer. It's not contaminated with tranny semen, unlike a certain brand that shall not be named.

Alcohol enjoyer: Ultra Right Beer sounds good to me.

by bruh 🙂 June 6, 2023

captain semen

James.

James is a captain.. and a seaman... therefore he is captain semen.

captain semen is the best captain ever!

by 007tellie007 March 18, 2016

Gay semen

A kid who is very gay

Gay semen likes men

by Hotcrossbunsbaldy June 7, 2017

semen demon

Somebody who cums a lot during sex

Tim was a semen demon, squirting down any poor woman that crossed his path

by nigadiga May 22, 2023

Semen Sprinkler

When you blow your load in the girls mouth and she then spits it at the ceiling fan on the highest speed setting, spraying semen across the entire room.

Ted blew his wadin Debbie's mouth but it backfired after she treated him to a semen sprinkler instead of swallowinglike a good girl.

by Kristovguy June 15, 2017