Net-Legend

A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.

Joe: Yo, have you heard of DZK?

Mark: Yeah man, he's a total net-legend.

cewebrity

by Wencher August 13, 2009

white net crawl

the act of making love in a hammock

Hey Love, let's do the white net crawl tonight.

by J.Karai July 6, 2009

Net subtract

Term for a person on a team or work environment who is so useless, the team would function better without them.

Did Jon get added to your team? That dude's a net subtract!

by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

Net Brutality

1.) Flaming on the internet.

2.) Cyberbullying.

3.) Specifically, the ridiculously overzealous reaction one gets when one suggests that net neutrality may not be the panacea most folks assume it is.

You wouldn't believe the Net Brutality I endured when I suggested that Julian Assange's latest leaks may actually backfire.

by groggyjava December 18, 2010

'net it

Put on the Internet.

To 'net something is to post text or upload media onto the Internet.

That's hilarious. You've gotta 'net it.

Did you 'net that picture of your girlfriend in her underwear? She's gonna dump your ass.

by IM22 October 2, 2010

net server

Internet server;net server controls will automatically determine the browser that has requested the page

Exchangearchive is available on net server.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

The Net God

the net god is the giant net in the gym that you sacrifice other people's items to, such as a book, chair, binder, backpack, etc. a detention was the best achievment you could recieve for a while for sacrificing but now the greatest achievment is suspension. ALL HAIL NET GOD!

billy: dude i just sacrificed to the net god!
bob: nice man! did u get a detention?
billy: yea!
Mr Muschott: >:(

by billymays69 October 13, 2011