Your mum

The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts

Hey wat u doin?
your mum.

are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.

wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum

y r u so l8?
your mums l8.

y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum

by mistercooool July 27, 2009

ya mum

y=25 a=1 m=13 u=21 m=13

25 1 13 21 13 is a horny bithch

by ian winter goodwin big daddy r September 13, 2003

your mum

A comeback that can be funny if you use it at the right time, but not funny if you overuse it.

Good example:
Antonio: Who's doing cork? (For geography project)
Georgia: You mum is!
Mary: Is your dad's name cork?

Hahahahaha.

Bad example:
Person 1: Hey, you penis is so small you can hardly see it!
Person 2: Your mum.

Not funny :|

by Georgia--xo-- September 10, 2007

pawel's mum

Pawel's mum is beautiful. She has a nice anus, It is big enough to fit 5 bowling balls and 2 black cocks inside at the same time.
In 2003 she was in a porn movie called pakki bukkake 3 where 15 Indian children covered her face in semen.

Pawel's mum is very open

by Robohorse January 17, 2018

ur mum

fat

ur mum uglie

by big lando November 12, 2019

ur mum

Someone British trying to roast you, but it doesn't sound good because they can't say ur mom.

British person: Ur mum is weird.
Me: Stop trying to roast my "mum".

by oh um okkk April 9, 2021

Your mum

A comeback when you can't think of anything to say. A funny term in general.

1: Shut yo melted cadbury's cream egg looking ass the fuck up
2: Your mum sucks willy

by Kazotsky Kick December 7, 2018