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middle school

The place that shatters your dreams, ruins your friendships, and wastes your time.

You usually come in as a bright and cheery 6th grader, and come out as a suicidal 8th/9th grader. The drama/bullying there is pointless, and even if you tell a teacher that you're getting bullied, they won't give two shits.

The people in middle school you'll find are Jocks, nerds, mean girls (sometimes boys), outsiders who like to joke around in class, social media sluts, fuckboys, loners, and more.

The teachers are the most miserable people in the world, and they should be given the fact that they have to teach a bunch of moody kids who are going through puberty. They give you 3 hours of homework even though you might have a job or an after school event. If you tell them your side of the story, they will accuse you of talking back and they will send you to detention.

The best part is you're going to high school afterwards, which is hell on earth.
I was so fucking cringey back in middle school!
by anonymoose ._. August 13, 2017
mugGet the middle schoolmug.

Middle belle

Women who we live in states on the Mason-Dixon Line. Such states include Delaware, Kentucky, Maryland, Missouri, and West Virginia. Although these women appear to have the beauty of a Southern Belle, they act with the same lack of manners as a hill billy but tend to desire the luxuries of the North. Characteristics of a middle belle include the following:
1. Usage of daddy's money
2. Drives a lifted pickup
3. Votes hard right
4. Is so attractive one can’t look the other way
5. Will use a spittoon when available
Must be another middle belle driving that pickup.
by TacticallyHunter January 21, 2022
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middle populated

When you aren’t the most popular person in school, but you aren’t a total loser either. You can talk to both rankings of popularity and still be liked by everyone at the same time. Plus most people know your name but not everyone.
We aren’t as high in popularity as Kylie. We’re middle populated.
by The og low-key hoe December 23, 2017
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Middle School

A hell hole where none of it even matters. Teachers are assholes and don't give a fuck about anything and are way too strict. Also, since were in 2020 if your not a popular person that tries too fight everybody then your an emo kid who cuts themselves and looks weird as hell with their green ass hair, oh and puberty. People that aren't in puberty will just make fun of you for it like a little bitch, and must us not forget the work that we have too do in a week. Projects, homework, quizzes, essays, and test. All in a short amount of time. 8th graders talk shit about people because their a couple months older than them and 6th graders think they run the school. A complete waste of time overall but don't even really try nothing matters too anything until highschool. Not too mention the ass food. They say we get seasoned chicken and shit but instead get a dry ass hamburger and we can't even have salt or anything because of vegans and allergies.
Middle School sucks I walk in and can't even talk too my friends
by orange juice concentrate 25 November 8, 2020
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middle school

The 666th layer of hell that you must suffer through for at least 3 years. Its where you realize that life isnt that great and that you miss being a 3 year old lump of flesh. It often causes mental illness and sleep deprivation. Maybe you'll even meet a teacher who has it out for you, while being high on whatever he cooks up in his meth lab file cabinet. Within these few years, you finally might be able to pull your first all nighter doing homework!
Damn, I only got an hour of sleep last night cuz of my homework from middle school.
Wow, looking back, middle school really was hell.
by depressedturtle January 30, 2020
mugGet the middle schoolmug.

Happy Middle

When you're at a massage parlor and get that hand wiggle in the middle of the session instead of at the end.
Colb, have you gotten a happy middle at the spa?
by CrazyCra September 12, 2018
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middle titties

Titties that are farther down than normal. Mostly big'ns that have creeped down over time but not always. There are little middle titties that just grew where they are.
Linda has middle titties, but they're still nice.
by Calloushand April 17, 2016
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