Cave Jockey

{Colloquial English, from East-End London}

A gentleman who enjoys riding in another man's dirty hole. Usually less intelligent than the closely related Marmite Miner.

Ben "C'mon Dave show me your arse"
Dave "Get off me Ben, you cave jockey"

by Brucey Big Bonus April 16, 2013

disc jockey

An announcer of recorded songs on the radio or at a dance. Also,as a verb,to work as a disc jockey. This term may be abbreviated as DJ in either the noun or verb sense.

Jamie is the most popular disc jockey on the local radio station; he has such a great voice for it. He also disc jockeys at various dances,including wedding receptions.

by JMC70 September 16, 2017

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

sausage jockey

Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men

Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life

by Tom Sharp90973 December 8, 2020

Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.

Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.

by ImDrillin August 30, 2017

Camel jockeying

Camel Jockeying - to ride that bitch like your in the desert that shit is dry as fuck and your trying to get to water

"Man did you see how hard he was Camel Jockeying her last night? He was ridin that like he thirsty as hell

by Jaydude84 December 11, 2016

Crank Jockey

One who is fascinated and obsessed with their own and others' phallic. Usually the first to suggest a circle jerk or dutch rudder and often has a record for exposing himself in public.

Dude, we can't invite that Shawn C to poker nights anymore... he's a total crank jockey!

by taintmonster January 1, 2012