Gorilla garden

A female lady garden overgrown and coarse like gorilla hair

As I slid down her body my head was level with her nether region. My god she needed to trim as I coped a mouth full of her gorilla garden

by Arse mustard August 20, 2013

Ho-Garden

A total Douche bag who likes to talk crap about women he has slept with.

Bryan totally just Ho-Garden on that girl he left the bar with last night, Said she was a lame fish, even though he has a small penis.

by Bitch-on-wheels July 28, 2011

Eat the garden

To eat the puuussssss of a vegan.

Timmy: hey penny ,can I eat the garden?
penny: sure *speads legs*

by pizzacutter24 March 22, 2017

meat garden

Noun: Slang for vagina

I would like to plow your MEAT GARDEN.
I'm gonna plant my seed in your MEAT GARDEN

by Spaztik doom August 19, 2022

Garden gnome

A garden gnome is a small statue placed in garden by old people.

Hey, look, a garden gnome with a green hat on. I'll steal him, and add him to my collection.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 24, 2020

swan garden

A shape of woman's pubic hair: a long, narrow, vertical line all the way down, resembling a swan's neck.

Her knickers were left a bit low and you could clearly see the top of her swan garden.

by swaaaan February 27, 2011

Garden Fluff

Pussy hair

That girls garden fluff got in my mouth!

by 1love2parties August 6, 2009