Fruit cake

Fruit cake is a hyper dense mass of mediocre cake over packed with disgusting tumors of jellied stuff that might once have been fruit, but now is merely a sugar infused mummy of color

Max: Hey Jimmy you want some cake?
Jimmy: What type?
Max: Fruit cake.
Jimmy: Die.

by YourMomIsANiceWoman April 25, 2020

Jewish Fruit

A life-ending gum that chews so sOOOOOOOOs. Not to be confused with JuuJ Fruit.

"Jewish Fruit is gonna' kill ya'!"

by UDfan1234567890 October 31, 2019

Masked Fruit

Masked Fruit is a male, anyone who looks at them is automatically attracted to them, that's just how cute they are. Their cuteness levels are off the charts, quite literally. He deserves all the love and care you have :)

Masked Fruit is really cute

by fyroceet April 11, 2021

fruit cake

Shitty Bread

This Fruit Cake is the worse

by NaturallyDerp March 11, 2019

fruit basket

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs

Link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket...

by sharkdik June 12, 2007

Fruit Snacks

Small, favored snacks that have no nutritional value what so ever and are, in fact, even not made from real fruit.

yay for fruit snacks!

by drunken goddess May 24, 2005

fruit cup

verb when a guy puts his balls between his legs (like in scary movie) and moons someone

Have you seen my fruit cup?

by booger August 16, 2003