Shnoze Carpet

Another way of saying Mustache.

Holy crap that's a fucken mint Shnoze Carpet

by JWazza October 31, 2019

Shit carpet

A carpet upon which one or more individuals shits.

You remember that guy named Johnsy? What a total shit carpet.

by UptownToodeloo February 16, 2020

carpet bacon

When some living organism is fried through physic exhaustion, or mental fatigue; and is lying on the carpet like a lint covered strip of day old bacon.

My cat had such a great time chasing pigeons, she is carpet bacon.

by goat-meat May 7, 2011

Carpet Gum

Hairy ballsack

Fuck dude i was taking a piss and zipped my carpet gum in my fly.

by Terrypenus August 20, 2021

carpet stain

Um.... it’s when you spill something on your carpet and can’t come out...

Mum: Damn, I just spilled my noodles!
Me: WE’LL NOW YOU’VE MADE A FUCKING CARPET STAIN...

by Brookeisdumb November 6, 2018

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.

There goes a cute little carpet slider.

by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017