bed gnome

When your significant other gives oral sex under the covers or under your bed sheets.

My girlfriend was blowing me so hard, she's the best little bed gnome

by JimboJones1 December 14, 2011

Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019

Walking Beds

(also known as Wb)
a group of people (mostly 6) going in a row of two, talking loudly and gossiping over other people. This is mostly a group of girls.

P1: "oh no. There are Walking Beds."
P2: "Wb meeting again"

by aWalkingBed January 18, 2019

bed bug

A bed bug is a person that you don't have to beg to get into bed. often associated with mud crickets, but a lot easier to sleep with

Brad joked with Ashley about sleeping with her. Two seconds later she was taking him to the bedroom for sex. If she's that easy she must be a bed bug.

by Gibblits June 4, 2018

Coat bed

I'm Levittown, at parties, it's the place everyone lays their coats. Normally on an extra bed on the first floor.

Can I take your coat? I'll put it on the coat bed

by Brduece January 14, 2017

Bed lasagne

A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce

After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne

by Benderjoker69 June 14, 2015

Lemon bed

Amelie and Ava on a desk and get STD

Amelie and Ava are always doing lemon bed

by Gay boo April 12, 2020