Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.
Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!
by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019
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Bed lasagne

A mess made in between the layers of bed sheets that combines feaces and blood with semen on top as the cream sauce
After a long sex romp with friends Ferry's bed was full of blood and shit, his neighbor Chris blew his load on top making a bed lasagne
by Benderjoker69 June 12, 2015
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Lemon bed

Amelie and Ava on a desk and get STD
Amelie and Ava are always doing lemon bed
by Gay boo April 12, 2020
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Bed Wrestling

What Suetonius said the Roman Emperor Domitian definition of Sex was
Dude me and Katie were Bed Wrestling last nigh, it was the Best
by Charles ii of Spain is hot December 04, 2019
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imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.
John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.
by wordempire June 16, 2014
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Water the Bed

If I don't go water the bed then I won't have any weed to sell.
by SwagMafia July 17, 2016
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bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.
i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....
by somone123 April 08, 2012
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