Hot jizz tornado

Some people like to keep their dna penis eruptions in jars. After a while, they will take a large amount genetic footprint goo and mix it in a blender in to a warm slurry. It can then be used as a denture binding material, a substitute for anti-wrinkle cream, or a unique egg roll filling. Regardless of the use, it’s fun for those involved.

Rumor has it, this hot (sometimes warm) penis concrete can be detected by the national weather service.
Fuckin Billy... he’s over there just watchin his homemade doplar radar, waiting for stonewall to whip up another hot jizz tornado
by Kung fu Jim November 28, 2020
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tornado tickler

The sensation you get when standing too close to a tornado or other severe wind storm. Named such because the fast moving air tickles your naughty bits as it rushes past.
"I was outside when the tornado touched down the other day and got myself a tornado tickler! Almost nutted on the spot!"
by ChaosEve December 11, 2023
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tornado discount

Tornado discount:
Finding something still usable free after a natural disaster.
Bobby found a four wheeler that the twister dropped undamaged in his front yard . It runs, so it's practically a tornado discount.
by Mauser'sDaDa November 17, 2020
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Tornado of Worms

A tornado that is completely filled with and comprised of worms. 🌪 🪱
This fishing trip is going to be amazing, my dear Belvinita, because look! Here comes a tornado of worms! I think the fish’ll be biting tonight!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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Tornado Valley

Noun
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Yesterday in Tornado Valley, trailers and trees were damaged by a new tornado blowing through!
by Your Bodyguard May 08, 2022
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Italian Tornado

When someone is making a pizza and they twirl the dough in the air.
Bro 1: Hey, that chef is doing that thing where he spins the pizza dough in the air!

Bro 2: You mean the Italian Tornado?
by Mr. Dr. Prof. K Jr. Sr. III August 06, 2021
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Tucson tornado

When you try to put your hemorrhoid into your partner's urethra
Last night I gave Jeff a Tucson Tornado
by Rick7777 August 28, 2023
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