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Swamp of fucktards

A derogatory phrase used to define the largest subset of people within an industry that coalesce the path of least resistance for achievement which dwindles the opportunity and instead of striving for growth & continuing to build upon their success they continue to work harder in a saturated market for much less than the beginning.
Egor was making easy money online when these new tools that made it stupid simple. Now that so many people discovered the opportunity with zero skills everyone is doing it. Those that are driven and motivated have reinvested their earnings and are growing to new sectors but there will always be that swamp of fucktards looking for the easy buck fighting over the crumbs. They'll never expand their business.

You can't just drive around randomly as a Lyft/Uber driver and expect to be #1. Get out of the swamp of fucktards and quit bitching you never get riders. Learn the hot spots in town and build some rapport with daily commuters.
by JonnyHardHop October 17, 2018
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swamp dragon

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.
by queerz4life October 5, 2020
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Swamp Coochie

Wetness that a female gets from excessive perspiration around her reproductive organs. Wetness not of the pleasurable kind
Amber had been working all day and had developed a bad cause of swamp coochie.
by Chumlord August 24, 2019
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Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.
The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
by Doxa3 May 11, 2018
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swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).
It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.
by qharkanson December 27, 2014
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Swamp Kraken

Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)
Bro, look at that pissed off, Swamp Kraken going off on that guy over there....
by C.hustle January 10, 2023
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Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.
A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.
by Scarb August 12, 2011
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