swamp smut

a smelly slut that you would have to have sex with outside next to a swamp because that would be the only thing that smells worse than her

i had to take that swamp smut somewhere that smelled worse than her.

by billy's wife June 01, 2010

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swamp lettuce

weed

Yo dawg let me chomp on some of that swamp lettuce.

by subdude6869 February 28, 2017

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Swamp fabulous

When a redneck bitch spends a long time on her hair, makeup, and clothes, and thinks she looks fantastic, but really she lookin like down syndrome aphrodesiacal Jeff Bridges wearing whats left from his dead grandmother's chest in the attic

"Omg, DIRT is not a foundation Becky"
"Fuck you Jennifer, I'm swamp fabulous"

by Ruiver August 30, 2016

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Swamp of fucktards

A derogatory phrase used to define the largest subset of people within an industry that coalesce the path of least resistance for achievement which dwindles the opportunity and instead of striving for growth & continuing to build upon their success they continue to work harder in a saturated market for much less than the beginning.

Egor was making easy money online when these new tools that made it stupid simple. Now that so many people discovered the opportunity with zero skills everyone is doing it. Those that are driven and motivated have reinvested their earnings and are growing to new sectors but there will always be that swamp of fucktards looking for the easy buck fighting over the crumbs. They'll never expand their business.

You can't just drive around randomly as a Lyft/Uber driver and expect to be #1. Get out of the swamp of fucktards and quit bitching you never get riders. Learn the hot spots in town and build some rapport with daily commuters.

by JonnyHardHop October 17, 2018

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