Maintenance Pee

Using the facilities before you embark on any adventure. Travel, excerising, eating, working and most importantly... sex.

Dude, you need to tell that chick to take a maintenance pee if she pisses on top of you!!! Just show her to the bathroom and tell her you will meet her in your room, bro!! Wow!

That bar's bathroom is always flooded.. I am going to take a maintance pee so I don't have to go while I am there.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny May 25, 2010

PEE PEE POO POO

This is experience is when a MAN sticks his PP into and woman poo poo hole and the both pee and poo poo at the same time.

man 1: "what is the best time you had with had a girl."

Man2: " I had PEE PEE POO POO."

by StonecoldPEEPEE August 1, 2019

pee guard

1) The sheet they put over lame ass college beds in dorms to cover the large pee stains on the mattress.

2) The same sheet to prevent chezzes from putting more stains on the mattress.

1) OMG that pee guard is rank!
2) I had to clean my pee guard, I soiled it last night.

by chezz extrodinaire December 9, 2008

Epipha-pee

The act of having an epiphany while urinating

I was just at the urinal and had the greatest epipha-pee, bacon flavored pancakes!

by BigLue February 11, 2010

sneeze-pee

When a lady sneezes and has a little bladder malfunction resulting in a tiny wet patch. (Usually ladies who have had children).

I did my pelvic floor exercises after having the children, but when I sneeze... oops! Sneeze-pee!

by Ceiniog August 24, 2011

suicide pee

The act of flushing the toilet before even starting to urinate, and trying to finish the pee before the flush ends.

Hey bitch I just suicide peed the shit otta ur fuckin toilet you fuck

by Cranjus McBasketball IV October 8, 2017

pee knees

A urine-based wetness of the knees and shins caused by pissing into a toilet with too much force and/or at the wrong angle of delivery. Pee knees is a very real danger to anyone who pees while standing, particularly at urinals (which are gross and infrequently flushed). Pee knees is characterized by a smelly wetness of the knees and shins, caused by reflective contact with composite urine that those so afflicted can only hope is mostly of their own making. Common methods for reducing the threat of pee knees include pissing whilst sitting (like a bitch), standing farther away from the toilet itself (best to use both hands here), or simply missing the urinal entirely until you get a handle on your flow (I always sweep in from the left like a boss).

man 1: "excuse me sir, why are you pissing on my boot?"

man 2: "pardon me, graciously, but I do not wish to be stricken with pee knees."

by CainFang December 10, 2012