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Landon

Wowwwww god damn look at that Landon😛
by Smd you old hag May 18, 2023
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mia&landon

Mia and Landon are soulmates

Mia&landon: The definition of the perfect match
by ykwhoitissss May 31, 2024
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Landon

the kind of guy who will go back and forth with you and tell you things about yourself that people are normally scared to tell you. you might hate him sometimes but there’s a lot to love. the best guy with parents and a truly caring person when it comes to any kind of relationship. he will always have your back and treat you well. don’t fear abandonment with him because the love in his heart is unbreakable and amazing. don’t give this guy up❤️
Landon makes me feel amazing in every way.
by probablyinlove:) April 18, 2022
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Landon Hyphen

Landon Hyphen is a character found in ancient Patrician myths. The story of Landon Hyphen is not a very happy one, he had a rough childhood growing up vertically challenged, and eventually was turned into a bull (the Landimal) by an evil witch named Kathryn (who was also his grandmother). Landons mom is Eva Bryson, and his father is unknown, though his stepfather goes by the name of Kiki Cheski. Landons great grandmother is Brooklyn.

Landon species is commonly known as a Single Landon, as Landons are extremely rare on the overground island of Patrick.
person 1: "Have you heard of the Patrician myth the Landimal?"
person 2: "Yes! I find how Landon Hyphen was turned into a Landimal by his grandmother to be very interesting."
by williambowery November 13, 2023
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My friend Landon

Landon has been my friend for quite a while. As we have been friends we realized we have a ton in common. He has grown on me and i think i am in love lol. I want to tell him but he is in a relationship with his childhood crush. * i thought it was me. Guess what his gf hates me. I want to tell him but she'll kill me.
My friend Landon: Sup

Me: oh hey
His gf: why do you talk to her
My friend Landon: because i can and she is my friend😎
His gf: fine

My friend Landon: bye
Me: see ya *i wanted to tell him so bad
by Unknown#29 May 26, 2022
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landon

a sweet, cute, hot boy who probably has curly hair. he will love you forever even if you guys brake up, he is always around his friends but he's secretly a softy but doesn't want to admit it.
"look hes so cute! thats so landon!"
by kyli doering <3 October 7, 2021
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Landon

He is a big sexy man with a giant cock, so damn sexy and awsome. Tall asf and baddie. Call him daddy tierone
Landon is daddy
by Daddy tierone November 16, 2023
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