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Columbus Keith

The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.
A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
by MediumMF July 17, 2025
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Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.
Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!
by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025
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Keithing It

When you blow a load on top of a desk in the middle of class
Keith was keithing it on the desk to Minecraft porn in the middle of math class
by DeviousGooner February 21, 2025
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keith

a nickname given to a gay person that enjoys sucking toes
"tony is a toe-sucking keith"
by edward carlisle jr. February 22, 2025
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Tommy Keith

Tommy keith is so fine he makes my mouth water and I can't stop thinking about him omgggg
by anonymous March 4, 2025
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Keith

Keith is literally the main character of this anime we call life, you rarely see him around because he's off saving the world. Side characters don't understand.
Narrator: "Water, Earth, Fire, Air

Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only Keith, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished."
by BoysNight November 22, 2021
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