forum jockey

a person who posts online in a manner to make themselves impressive and is often caught up in his/her own lie by other online posters

posterA: i raced a ferrari on main street with my car last night and kicked its butt.

posterB: main street has been shut for a week.

posterC: haha, what a forum jockey

by rxm6 February 18, 2009

Corner Jockey

A hooker/prostitute or someone who stands on the street corner an takes money for sex.

Larry just had sex with that corner jockey an now has a rash!

by Lkephart January 17, 2011

cock jockey

A person that sucks cock like it's an Olympic sport. Often found in the locker rooms naked and slapping other men's asses with towels. Sucks for free but if you pay they might let you ram them.

Ryan: I like that guy, he seems like a cock jockey.
Alex: Stop that, you gay cunt.

by a real gay cuntuhhh June 7, 2018

Sparkle jockey

A gay guy who is overly valey girl type feminine.

Man look at that guy over there dressed as a girl and flaunting himself, he's definitely a sparkle jockey.

by Mrski September 19, 2016

Spread Jockey

Individual (Usually male) who inserts into their anus by using multiple fingers while spreading violently in a very gay fashion. Usually while getting rammed vigorously from a Top.

Zolar: Hey are you a Top or a Bottom?

(Male escort): I am a Top.

Zolar: Oh great. I am a Bottom, I am actually a spread jockey.

by Demosthene s September 26, 2012

spawn jockey

A professional sperm donor.

Alfred recently became a spawn jockey, and was coming up with an extra grand a month.

by ElCommissioner October 1, 2017

Shaft Jockey

To dick ride and or jockey a shaft, sucking up and brown nosing to others.

Nigga be a shaft jockey all you want the boss ain't given you no promotion.

by ImDrillin August 30, 2017