Super Jew

Someone who emphasizes on their Jewish religion in life and other things.

That Rabbi Mordechai is one helluva Super Jew!

by Zak June 5, 2003

monkey jew

What you call a Jewish person who is acting stupid

Koob you're such a monkey jew

by Billcheese1 November 27, 2009

Weed Jew

someone who is stingy with the weed.

D: pass that spliff man
Jay: i just got it
D: what are you talkin about, ya been puffin on it for 15 minutes
Jay: nah man
D: you're such a weed jew

by crunchmaster June 9, 2007

Shifty Jew

Any person with stereotypical Jewish traits such as curly black hair and glasses, who also acts shifty in everyday life and is a pain in the ass.

Man (insert jewish name) is a shifty jew because he took all the oreos.

by IanPerdy February 26, 2011

Jew move

Cheap shot

Person1: What did you just do to him (stares at person on ground, who is writhing in pain)
Person2: I bagged him
Person1: Jew move

by $e9a May 20, 2009

Jew Bait

Noun (denotes both singular and plural): Any coin, preferably shiny, of a small denomination that most ordinary people would not bother killing or dying for.

Charles couldn't understand how Mordecai downed in a shallow fountain until he discovered that it was littered with Jew Bait.

by Cycloperis June 16, 2009

jew speed

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers

I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up

by j00b (jewish n00b) February 22, 2005