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US Government

A group for the most elite and unintelligent people of the world
This shit-show is typically directed and produced by large corporations

This group also controls the United States and does not do so very effectively
They are often split further into 2 main groups, the morons and the dumb-asses

No on likes the members of this group yet everyone seems to keep willingly giving them power
The US Government just did something dumb again
by DrywallEater January 3, 2025
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Government projects

It's a morden word used by South African government to steal taxpayers money from treasury. It is done via Tenderpreneurs.
When are getting our government projects for the new roads, ask a Tenderpreneur.
by Urban Mzansi May 26, 2024
mugGet the Government projectsmug.

Government Christmas

Celebrating Christmas under government restrictions. This also implies that the government is making the people poor so Christmas is not as fun. This can also include other holidays, commonly interchangeable with the desired holiday or occasion or simply used to refer to the Winter season.
Gee. I hope our kids never have to go through another Government Christmas next year. Damn, we broke.
by Klueade December 22, 2020
mugGet the Government Christmasmug.

government

the worst class a student will ever take. you thought AP lit was bad? hahaha. don’t underestimate the first chapter test. it’s about to be a dbq all over again for those who thought they were done with AP history classes. and the funniest thing is, this shit is required 😍
student 1: how did you do on the government test?
student 2: i bombed it... i got 22/43 right.
student 1: what the hell?!? i have the test next hour!
student 2: be prepared... the questions are just like the dbqs from last year.
by mariyahhhh September 22, 2019
mugGet the governmentmug.

government colonoscopy

A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?

I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
mugGet the government colonoscopymug.

government stiff

Slang for the perfectly machine wrapped and packed rigid joints, approved by the Goverment of Canada.
Hey, did you roll that joint yourself?

No, it’s a government stiff (stiff).
by Jwomp92 October 19, 2018
mugGet the government stiffmug.

Govern

Motherfucker who likes woman.
"Age is Just a Number" They say.
This person has probably been sent to prison 3 times for sexual assault.
"Stay away from that daycare!"
Not another Govern...
by Yeetus_Deletus_You August 13, 2023
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