Government juice

The covid vaccine

I got fired from my job during lockdown for not getting the government juice

by Arcpelenka February 9, 2024

Government

A bunch of lizard people who are trying to control us.

A: Who are you voting into office?
B: *Gasp* You believe in the government?

by HelpImHeldCaptiveByACrazyMan September 18, 2021

Government Shot

A type of small alcoholic beverage, taken as a shot with a 'back' to chase it, named for a conspiracy theory which posits that the U.S. government invented it as part of a health trend to get people to buy more vodka and pay more excise tax on liquors. The shot is usually taken as follows: 1-2 ounces of Vodka (usually Tito's gluten free) taken as a shooter, followed by a chaser mixing olive oil, turmeric, and Bragg's liquid amino. The sourness of the amino sometimes causes people to gag after the vodka, but if one can keep it down, the olive oil is supposed to help coat the stomach against the acidity and soak up some of the alcohol, preventing hangovers.

I went to Erewhon this morning with Tabither, and afterwards we went out on the Strip and took Government Shots all night- I mean, I've got a shoot tomorrow. I've gotta be fresh in the mornings, but I've gotta party, too. The Government is underrated.

by TitosVodRep1 November 25, 2018

government's record

постановление правительства

The Prime Minister yesterday attacked the Government's record on unemployment, claiming that things were better during the 13 years of Conservative rule.

(Премьер-министр вчера раскритиковал постановление правительства касательно безработицы, утверждая, что дела обстояли лучше в течение 13 лет консервативного правления.)

by hollli November 22, 2016

Government

A trash system set to brainwash its people and make it believe that global warming doesn't exist.

The government sucks.

by yellowfoureyes November 12, 2017

Government Wave

A type of music that glorifies the government

Cody was listening to his favourite Government Wave artist

by Tom & Jerry Timeeeee December 6, 2023

Government

The act of governing with out doing any thing in a summed up conclusion to the pedal story it basically means that they refuse to involve them selves in there on demise for reasons being r known but not tampered for a dollar to me is millions to them and yes In the passed we have been offered the chance to split I would have taking it ...“”

There’s a bird

Know a plane

There’s supperman

Government

by Nippi kay June 13, 2021