Hung Beast

A person with an outrageously long cock.

Did you hear? James gave Susie an Alabama Hot Pocket, instantly making him a hung beast.

by Doodles is Hung October 19, 2019

Beast of a Son

A reciprocal of the same popular euphemism Son of a Beast that denotes the same meaning as its root phrase.

"Son of a Beast, Beast of a Son. Seast of a Bun, Bun of a Seast."

by Aazhmandius March 20, 2003

Sausage beast

A really annoying person

Jane is a sausage beast

by Jkl355 May 29, 2018

Beast Feast

An unproportionate amount of food for a small amount of people

A feast for beastly hungry people

Bro 1: Dude, I'm hella tired today I don't want to do anything

Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast

Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today

Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese

by KawaSawa March 14, 2012

beast protector

the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person

Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

Vacuum beast

A freakishly large woman with an insatiable appetite that simultaneously has extremely feminist views and is overtly angry at men for their lack of desire towards her.

Damn, bro, I didn’t know Maya was such a vacuum beast!

by Conradito robó el manor deli February 27, 2022

to Beast(a) Someone

To hit someone from the front really hard and cool in a football game. This kind of hit always gets the crowd and teammates going. It is very manly and awesome.

Maaan he Beasted that guy on a slant !

I really need to Beast(a) someone to get my juices flowing!

by Linqoln45 May 11, 2010