He is a very cute and handsome guy. This guy is very funny once you get to know him. He is nice, smart, blushes when he laughs, shy at first but then energetic, gaming energy, likes gore, handsome, handsome, handsome, handsome. He is very loyal to people he knew for a year or so. He gets crushes easily so you might have a chance :3 He is sometimes competitive, he jokes a lot, he is mean to people he likes. This guy would be a perfect match for you! If you date him, you should really keep him. He also is very rich and wealthy. If you have him as your boyfriend, just know you can use his money :D Moving on, He is again very handsome, and a good boyfriend. Overall he is the most attractive guy you might know.
his gf: Thats Alan, my boyfriend!
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......
her bestie: He is hella fine
his gf: Yea I know but that aint mean shit about you having him
her bestie: chill bitch it was a god damn joke
his gf: I dont fucking care but we all know he is hella fine
her bestie: yea he is
his gf: ......
by simp:D November 9, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Bruh224 March 4, 2025
Get the Cornball/Matthew Alan Fletcher McReakenmug. Fine ass foo from Los Ángeles with a lined ass beard, wears fresh ass 501s heard he likes a morenita from the 626
by anonymous November 22, 2021
Get the Alanmug. by Hoyeahh November 23, 2021
Get the Alanmug. 
by Shredded henchman Oliver February 13, 2021
Get the Fred Alan Binlessmug. The worst valorant player and person you will ever meet. A straight-up e dater who spends the majority of his time in packard hall. Shut up kid
by notalanchian January 20, 2022
Get the Alanmug.