When a woman, preferably a wife, in the act of anger sex or post argument sex pulls out a strap-on and penetrates the man until completion. After completion “the wife” walks around front, sticks her ass in the mans face, and farts and leaves the room.
After Margaret saw me flirting with the waitress at our anniversary dinner she took me home pulled out a strap-on i didn’t know she had and gave me the angry wife after, it stunk so bad !
by fuzzytree443 June 09, 2021
by Bailey_Emmerson October 30, 2015
The shit that just burns your bootyhole. You know the loud,angry, burning shit that screams fuck you toni!
by Theangrylubu October 05, 2021
A sex act involving rinsing the contents of t-shirt after a hot yoga session into your partner's mouth at the point of climax. Usually punctuated with shouts of "Ándale Ándale".
by Bhutan Dan August 30, 2019
you have to have a piece of ice ready for this . when a man is getting a girl doggie style and hits a woman in both legs . Then quickly shoves the ice in her ass. Causing her to jump up and walk like a penguin.
by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009
the act of wrapping bacon around your dick and having sex with your girlfriend; using bacon as a condom and forcing your girlfriend to eat it after cumming; fucking your girlfriend so hard she squeals like a pig in his own shit
by SexyGod March 28, 2009
I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.
Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable
Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable
by mazdainator September 09, 2007