Teswell

Teswell is kindest person you will ever meet. Has bright eyes, strong hands, broad shoulders and gorgeous legs. Is charismatic, confident and funny. Loves adventures in nature and swimming in the ocean. He is protective and considerate. He will take the time to understand you better than you understand yourself. He will be a little jealous sometimes, only because he loves you so deeply. Definitely someone you want to spend your whole life with.

Did you see Teswell dancing? Yes, he's so good.

by AThousandFlyingPandas August 26, 2018

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Test Match

A Bender that goes 5 days. This is named after a type of international cricket, in which two teams play for 5 days, called a test match. It has been used by ‘Chillinit’, an Australian Rap artist, and his peers and fans.

Me: “Oi babe lets start the test match” Your gf: “Fucking oath”

by OliManter December 6, 2018

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Testicle Nutblast

When a somewhat round projectile is thrown directly into your scrotum, causing pain that can only be described as a nutblast. The 'testicle' part comes from both the shape of the object, and to help specify which kind of nut is blasting (as opposed to an edible nut, or nut (meaning to ejaculate))

Man 1; Dude, my girlfriend was so mad when I forgot to let the dog out to wizz, that she gave me the biggest, most horrendous testicle nutblast of my life!!!
Man 2; Ohohoh dude I can feel it! I can only imagine! Rip future kids!!

by Ben is Zero April 3, 2019

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Tesneem

If u meet a girl named Tesneem ur in luck. She’s beautiful and outstandingly funny she’s sweet and kind but can have a dirty dark humour. My bestfriend’s name is Tesneem and she’s the most trustworthy ever.

“Did u meet the new girl yet?”
“Tesneem? Aw dude she’s fantastic.”

by great awesome food friend September 7, 2019

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