stomach teaser

when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.

"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military

by robert earl davis jr April 18, 2011

Fucking tense

being Tense more than usual,

I am fucking tense right now because my boss is about to fire me.

by I am the employee July 31, 2012

woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

me when

egg woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

by LampKing, Master of Cannibals February 17, 2021

Tender

when something is creamy and/or moist

darryl is so tender, creamy and moist

by darryl June 22, 2003

hen teaser

A man who uses sex to use or manipulate others. The opposite of cock teaser.

See that guy, he is a real hen teaser.
What is a hen teaser?

by Fletcher "Tommy" Dingo October 26, 2008

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018

Tender Tennessee Christmas

A shitty fuckin song by a worthless country group called Alabama.

If I hear that damn Tender Tennessee Christmas song one more time, I'm gonna hunt down Alabama and take a tender tennessee bowel movement in their fuckin tour bus........Country music is for people who are born out of incest.

by BIG ROB from Litchtucky December 23, 2003