Tap Semen

When your semen is completely clear and has no color or taste like tap water

Damn Damian’s girl told me he had some flavorless tap semen

by PewJew March 6, 2020

Zac Tap

A direct punch to the head or face to get someones attention.

The concept derived from All Black rugby player "Zac Guildford", who allegedly has been accused of assault on multiple occasions. The most recent at a residential party, supposedly punching drunken patrons that had fallen asleep in order to bring them back to the party.

"OW!! What was that for?!"
"You needed a needed a Zac Tap, you weren't listening"
"Saying my name would have gotten my attention!!"
"... Well it worked anyway"

by DodgyRhino January 22, 2013

blip tap

A lady's front bum.

Her blip tap was dripping like clogged up gutter!

by Dr Seuss's mum September 16, 2013

Both taps on

Same as 69 except both participants urinate.

Piss fiend: "Wanna do it with both taps on"
Piss fiend 2: "Sure Terleckji I love it with both taps on!"

by Cheese Sandwich from Saturn April 26, 2006

cunt tap

A rather rough, arbitrary hit in the vagina. Such as the female version of getting nut tapped.

If you do that again I'll cunt tap you.

by f1m03 December 23, 2008

bliss on taps

When there is too much happiness to handle for one person.

Bro 1: Dude, how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Man, she was bliss on taps!

by la-ah September 28, 2014

Tapping Out

A term used in the wrestling community for when something is extremely funny. Or when a person gives up in a wrestling match do to a submissions. A wrestling fan's version of "lol"

Holy shit, dude. This post about Michael Cole is so funny! I'm tapping out!
Or
Look, Daniel Bryan's got the LeBell lock on Wade Barrett. I think he's tapping out!

by Coleminor January 1, 2012